Well, it's nearly the new year, so here are some new year's resolutions for the major protagonists in MotoGP.
Valentino Rossi: Keep kicking ass.
Casey Stoner: Stop falling off.
Adriana Stoner: Keep being gorgeous.
Uccio Salucci: Try the Atkins diet.
Dani Pedrosa: Learn to overtake, for God's sake!
Andrea Dovizioso: Rub that dwarf's nose in it!
Jorge Lorenzo: Be confident, but not too confident.
Colin Edwards: Keep talking yourself up.
James Toseland: Practise that piano, you might need it some day (unless you return to WSBK!)
John Hopkins: Stop hurting yourself, dude!
Marco Melandri: Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Nicky Hayden: Keep doin' what you're doin', bro!
Loris Capirossi: Keep collecting the pay cheque.
Chris Vermeulen: Start winning in the dry, cobber!
Sete Gibernau: Stop taking that vicious African dictator's blood money and retire, you tit!
Randy de Puniet: Buy shares in carbon fibre fairing companies.
Toni Elias: Keep being a total fruit loop.
Alex di Angelis: Stay out of Frisco with that crash hat.
Mika Kallio: Give better interviews than Kimi Raikkonen.
Yuki Takahashi: Wring that Honda's neck!
Niccolo Canepa: Stay as close to Stoner as you are on the test track.
Doctor Costa: Buy some new duct tape to heal the riders with.
Dorna: Stop dicking with the rules!
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