Friday, January 05, 2007

MotoGP New Year's Resolutions

I have been granted exclusive access to New Year's Resolutions from some of this year's star MotoGP riders. Here they are.

Nicky Hayden:

Lock Pedrosa in the bathroom before the race starts.

Dani Pedrosa:
Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

John Hopkins:
Take more Anger Management classes.

Chris Vermeulen:

Get a better hat.

Olivier Jacque:

Do a rain dance before each race.

Marco Melandri:
Avoid upside-down Ducati motorcycles.

Kenny Roberts Jr:

Buy binoculars to read the pitboard lap counter.

Toni Elias:
Put the same effort into race 1 as race 16.

Valentino Rossi:

Remember that MotoGP is the pinnacle of motorsport, screw F1.

Colin Edwards:

Stop making excuses.

Loris Capirossi:

Grow eyes in back of head to watch out for team-mate.

Casey Stoner:

Try to ride on the smooth, black stuff instead of the brown, crunchy stuff. Don't hit anybody on a Ducati.

Stop raiding Valentino's wardrobe.


Alessandro Matteucci said...

Jimmy I am still laughing ...unfortunately in the last month I have extremely busy and I admit that I have not read your blog and any other one. But I am back the list of resolutions is too much... HOw do you come up with these sentences? LOL ...That one about Uccio was the cherry on the cake...

Happy New Year my friend

Jimmy said...

Well, Uccio does seem to have a never-ending supply of yellow clothes lately!