MotoGP New Year's Resolutions

I have been granted exclusive access to New Year's Resolutions from some of this year's star MotoGP riders. Here they are.

Nicky Hayden:
Lock Pedrosa in the bathroom before the race starts.

Dani Pedrosa:
Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

John Hopkins:
Take more Anger Management classes.

Chris Vermeulen:
Get a better hat.

Olivier Jacque:
Do a rain dance before each race.

Marco Melandri:
Avoid upside-down Ducati motorcycles.

Kenny Roberts Jr:
Buy binoculars to read the pitboard lap counter.

Toni Elias:
Put the same effort into race 1 as race 16.

Valentino Rossi:
Remember that MotoGP is the pinnacle of motorsport, screw F1.

Colin Edwards:
Stop making excuses.

Loris Capirossi:
Grow eyes in back of head to watch out for team-mate.

Casey Stoner:
Try to ride on the smooth, black stuff instead of the brown, crunchy stuff. Don't hit anybody on a Ducati.

Uccio:
Stop raiding Valentino's wardrobe.